April 2012
sometimes i just have the urge to say ‘shut up dickhead’ and perfect the statement with a backhand to your face
mom: what are you laughing at
me: the internet
mom: can i see?
me: no
In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
The girl’s laugh is actually kind of creepy LOLOLOLOL
me: *sneezes*
everyone:
someone else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
principal: bless you
class hamster: bless you
jesus: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you